Crit Juice: Dungeons, Dragons, Drinking
A podcast and video series following professional actors & comedians playing Dungeons & Dragons while under the influence.

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience

Gub is on the back of a Phasedrake and the king is dead! How can we top the last episode? Guess we'll all just drink to find out. THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRITS continues!

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_029.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:41pm PST
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Episode 028: Phase Drake and Regicide

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience

Rain falls on a slick mountain road as four phase drakes circle our heroes. The King of Thunderblood has been slain. Everyone stands naked, and it seems like only a matter of time before someone glimpses a sight of another's "codpiece area." Will DM David make them roll for natural endowment? Will the wily Dar'Jjeeki find his way back to the table? Will the cursed dice return? And what causes fan-favorite Gub to disappear from our plane of existence? All these questions and more, in this MOMENTOUS episode of Crit Juice!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_028.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:09pm PST
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Episode 027: I'm Seeing Double! Four Ariences!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience, and gets a bit crass.

So is Arience Arience? We may never know, but today we come face to face with an imposter as well as Handsome Gary's love for puns, MattB's 90s music references, and newcomer satyr, Noomi, makes a questionable stealth check! Will the party ever crit during combat again? 

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_027.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:44pm PST
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Episode 026: Y'all Like Desserts?!

It's not uncommon for things to get blurry when you're drunk, but for an entire tavern to turn into a gelatinous danger-room? That's something special. The Blacksmith of Imasskar has it out for Arience and crew as he trades a bottle of wine for sweet, sweet revenge!

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_026.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:22pm PST
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Episode 025: Arience and His Sad Return Home

Just around the corner is the nation of Thunderblood: rich, luxurious, full of wealth. Home of Arience... right?
But why does no one recognize him? Could it be that the party has been travelling with a doppleganger all along? What's this mean for the Princess? Will special guest Amy Vorpahl piece the puzzle together before the adventurers, or will alcohol win yet again?

(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) 

 

Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_025.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:56am PST
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Episode 024: The One With an Altered Beast Reference

What will be the greatest adversary in this episode?
The Necrocodile/Black Dragon or Basic Mathematics? 

 We get drunk in the Blood Bog as the party wages an epic battle against an undead beast with 3 heads! Can the heroes come out on top? Will they save the Dark Pixies? Do they want to? 

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By:
 David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_024.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:52pm PST
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Episode 023: Dark Pixie Hunting

Who lives in a snailblob tavern under the swamp: SpongeBob MR. T!!!
That's right, everyone's favorite Bartender from the Mountain Town of Brennet is back, and he's here to get drunk and chew bubblegum (But he's all out of bubblegum). The adventuring party is set on a pair of quests to not only help out the rosy-cheeked 
proprietor, but to also get themselves out of the Blood Bog! Can they do it? Or will Doc's hatred of Dark Pixies have them stuck forever? 

(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) 

 

Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By:
 David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_023.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:50am PST
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Year One: Everyone Loves A Clip Show

Crit Juice has been rolling for a year now, and we wanted to say thanks and share with you some of our favorite memories. Here are some interviews and clips from the past year.

 

We love you, and hope to be able to drink with all of you in the year to come.

 

Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By:
 David Crennen

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Direct download: yr1_ep001.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:26pm PST
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Episode 022: Crennen Wants to Swallow Us

The Blood Bog is a terrible place to be:
Ankle deep in sludge and liver-deep in booze, the party fights their way through creeping vines and crocodiles to get even DEEPER into the swamp. You'd think they liked it here... Will Brian's crit frenzy keep the party alive, or will MattB's drunken stubborness to heal make this their final residence? 

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By:
 David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_022.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:46pm PST
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Episode 021: Gralford's Voice Revealed

We've hit paragon, and we're ready to PARTY! 
Gary finds Gralford's voice, Cook is on a burn-marathon, and there might even be some unexpected romance as the group meets with the nefarious Red Cloaks in a decimated Blazestone!  

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By:
 David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_021.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:23am PST
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