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The Critmas spirit is upon us as the Crit Juice boys start the session heavily intoxicated from a #PREGAME #TEAMEXTREME where Wolf and Gralford went head to head. Now they must find a way to escape the Lich's Dungeon, but not before Gub grabs some toilet readings...

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati

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We're not sure what we expected when we went into a lich's dungeon, but we're getting rolled. It could be the delicious beer, or it could be Doc's inability to heal. But this fight is INTENSE! Baston gets even more #swoll and Daniel Acker makes more puns than you'll know what to do with!

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 Special Guest: IVAN VAN NORMAN!

Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath

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The group finds themselves back in the Lich's dungeon, but it reminds Gub of his prom. Will he be able to pull it together and get the job done, or will he slow dance the night away as the rest of the party perishes?

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Z'hana takes us to the secret tavern to meet her friends, and things, as expected take a turn for the worse. Find out how why Gub has to apologize for a puppet show in this episode!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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This is the episode you've been waiting for.
Definitely for an immature, mature audience.

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We never intended to release this audio, but you guys wanted it, and we have a hard time saying "no" to a group of awesome people that are super attractive. So here it is! The Crit Juice 5th Edition DungeonScape Beta One Off!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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Gralford and Kridolf sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-(M-A-R-K?)-I-N-G! 
Will these sorrow crossed lovers continue their tryst, or will their love be cut short by an evil lich that is rumored to haunt this town? All this and more in this week's episode of CRIT JUICE!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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It's early morning, but that hasn't stopped us before! The boys gather for a round of early D&D, or as we like to call it, #MonstersAndMimosas. With an in-house bartender and special guest, 22 Jump Street's Jillian Bell, we hop right into the action, and see the return of everyone's favorite long-eared sorcerer, Dar'Jjeeki!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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This will be the 40th episode of Crit Juice to grace your ears, and we've come such a long way. Arience, once prince now a king seeks to win the hand of a princess and the respect of his subjects. Wolf, once alone, finds himself part of a pack. And Gralford... still does the same amount of damage he did 39 episodes ago. But will the Shadowfell prove to be the Shadow-fall of our heroes? Only one way to find out...

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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In this episode, we find our adventurers sent on another quest by the elf,Il Muir. Will they blindly follow his lead, or will they branch out on their own as they edge closer to the Eternal Forest. Also, with Dar'Jjeeki obsessed with chomping on a blade of grass, will Arience make his move and finally say those three magic words? (Not "Casting Magic Missile)

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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We last left our adventurers in Lordan, the city on the edge of the Eternal Forest. Now we cut to the action, bringing you up to speed with a SHINY NEW EPISODE recorded only last week! With Dar'Jjeeki's Matt Cook landing a massive TV gig, will the Princess be meta-impressed, or will Arience's charms win her over?! Also what is #TEAMEXTREME?!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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OKAY, it's a shorter episode, but we're SO BUSY! So enjoy a drunken slosh as our adventurers face a new foe! Plus, we learn all about Newton's law of Dwarven Physics!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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Without so much a bite of coronation cake, our heroes continue to fight for their right to party against a shifting ominous cloud and its cadre of phasedrakes. Now in the sweet spot of drunken oblivion, our players roll for the fate of their characters! Will they succeed, or will David's promise of character death prove true!?

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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After an amazing live show at The Groundlings Theatre, Crit Juice returned to an all-new recording studio with Los Angeles Ale Works on tap for Record Session 011! David brings in new mechanics, Gary takes more shots, and everyone reminds you what year it is as Arience celebrates his bar mitzvah... er... coronation. 

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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With no barmaid to cut us off, the Crit Juice crew has imbibed wayyyy too much alcohol. We drunkenly slosh our way through the conclusion of the Assault on Everstorm Palace. Arience plans a duel with his doppleganger, and Gub dances with the devil in the brown bagged bottle.

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton

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Whiskey, Tequila, Gin, and Beer have the players battling to keep their wits as the party fights to stay alive. In this episode, Arience throws down the gauntlet, Dar'Jjeeki makes his move, and Tom tries to remember who Tom is and where Tom is at. Special Guest Lee Newton goes round for round with the heavyweights as the Assault on Everstorm Palace continues!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
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The Attack on Everstorm Palace continues as the mysteriously charismatic Lee Newton keeps our players on their toes with a slew of insane traps and #DoveSwords. Will they be able to sway her to their side, or will the old adage "The House Always Wins" ring true? Also, how many shots has Tom Fonss had? 

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
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We started off with shots, and now we're ready to roll.
This episode promises to amaze with SIX DRINKING GOD RULES, SHOTS, and LEE NEWTON.
Will we make it out of this game with our livers intact, or will the Drinking Gods finally take their toll and make our game one player shy? 

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
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Everstorm Palace is under attack by... the King of Thunderblood? 
Arience leads the charge (invisibly) as our heroes drunkenly fight for the greater good. Unfortunately for them, it's the NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRIT FAILS and we end up with one of our drunkest sessions to date. You won't want to miss Gralford's voice, the race to 5 individual crit fails, and all kinds of fuzzy math as we chug and guzzle delicious grog late into the night!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

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