WE ARE DRUNK.
THERE'S A DRAGON.
WE'RE REALLY REALLY DRUNK THOUGH.

In this episode, dragons and livers get lit up like a Mariposan Winter Festival Tree. Tom's belly makes an appearance, and the Drinking Gods have it out for Daniel. 

(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) 

Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen

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The head of the Vieled Eye has a nasty surprise in store for the Adventurers that will surely, "Freak them out." Tom takes a swig of a magic elixer at the table that leaves him inable to do basic math, and the boys take a trip to crit city. It's a drunken boss fight that you won't want to miss.

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen

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The adventurers thin the ranks of the Veiled Eye and attempt not to get knocked into the Hellmouth in this episode of Crit Juice. Wolf has to roll for his life, Dar'Jjeeki learns to do something new with his ears, and Handsome Gary may have finally drank too much.

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen

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The Battle for Blazestone continues in this epic episode of Crit Juice. Gub makes a decision that will impact the game forever, Wolf steps into even more racially sensitive territory, and Cook continues to blow out the mics! You won't want to miss what happens as we kick off one of our most drunken adventures yet.

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
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The assassins have made a suicide pact, and plan on taking down the adventurers with them! Wolf and Chase both get Blazestone blazed, and Gralford is scarred FOREVER. All in this episode of Crit Juice!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul
DM'd By: David Crennen

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The lava vortex continues to spin as the players fight for high ground against a group of legendary assassins. Gub and Azmar the Ashmaker fight to the death (but it's not a duel), and the players continue to imbibe nearly as much alcohol as special guest player, Ryan Gaul.

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul
DM'd By: David Crennen

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Drinking the Pistil and Ticket to Rye from Magic Hat has worked wonders for Doc but has left Wolf shooting blanks. In this episode, the group continues to fight Tormad "The Hard to Pronounce." Will Gub have another name to tattoo on his arm, or will the masked Dragonborn get the best of him? And whatever happened to Dovana? Will Ryan Gaul be the end of our heroes? All this and more in this episode of CRIT JUICE!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) 

Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul
DM'd By: David Crennen

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Surrounded by gold, and a few drinks in, the group must fight their way past the Butcher of Blazestone. They're joined by The Groundling's Ryan Gaul who matches the group shot-for-shot. There's a visit from the Boner Fairy, Gralford wakes up, Chase actually does something, and the Princess holds her sword: all in this episode of, Crit Juice! 

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(Also, we apologize for a bit of static that finds its way into the mics about midway through. We are not trained in Audio Engineering.) 

Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul
DM'd By: David Crennen

Still in Blazestone (and wayyy too drunk for their own good) the group poses as high rollers in an attempt to get into Azmar's vault. Will they pull it off or will the strip clubs and casinos be too much for the drunken players at the table to focus on?

Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.
DM'd By: David Crennen

Stuck in an alleyway in a city that wants them dead, the group must make its way to the rendezvous point using only their wits (and swords, and spears, and magic missiles). Will they be able to blend in with the locals, and pull of the con of the century, or will Ocean's 11 sue the podcast for storyline similarities? All this and more in this episode of Crit Juice!

Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.
DM'd By: David Crennen