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The Attack on Everstorm Palace continues as the mysteriously charismatic Lee Newton keeps our players on their toes with a slew of insane traps and #DoveSwords. Will they be able to sway her to their side, or will the old adage "The House Always Wins" ring true? Also, how many shots has Tom Fonss had? 

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton

DM'd By: David Crennen

 

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We started off with shots, and now we're ready to roll.
This episode promises to amaze with SIX DRINKING GOD RULES, SHOTS, and LEE NEWTON.
Will we make it out of this game with our livers intact, or will the Drinking Gods finally take their toll and make our game one player shy? 

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton

DM'd By: David Crennen

 

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Everstorm Palace is under attack by... the King of Thunderblood? 
Arience leads the charge (invisibly) as our heroes drunkenly fight for the greater good. Unfortunately for them, it's the NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRIT FAILS and we end up with one of our drunkest sessions to date. You won't want to miss Gralford's voice, the race to 5 individual crit fails, and all kinds of fuzzy math as we chug and guzzle delicious grog late into the night!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

DM'd By: David Crennen

 

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Gub is on the back of a Phasedrake and the king is dead! How can we top the last episode? Guess we'll all just drink to find out. THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRITS continues!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Rain falls on a slick mountain road as four phase drakes circle our heroes. The King of Thunderblood has been slain. Everyone stands naked, and it seems like only a matter of time before someone glimpses a sight of another's "codpiece area." Will DM David make them roll for natural endowment? Will the wily Dar'Jjeeki find his way back to the table? Will the cursed dice return? And what causes fan-favorite Gub to disappear from our plane of existence? All these questions and more, in this MOMENTOUS episode of Crit Juice!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

DM'd By: David Crennen

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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience, and gets a bit crass.

So is Arience Arience? We may never know, but today we come face to face with an imposter as well as Handsome Gary's love for puns, MattB's 90s music references, and newcomer satyr, Noomi, makes a questionable stealth check! Will the party ever crit during combat again? 

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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It's not uncommon for things to get blurry when you're drunk, but for an entire tavern to turn into a gelatinous danger-room? That's something special. The Blacksmith of Imasskar has it out for Arience and crew as he trades a bottle of wine for sweet, sweet revenge!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Just around the corner is the nation of Thunderblood: rich, luxurious, full of wealth. Home of Arience... right?
But why does no one recognize him? Could it be that the party has been travelling with a doppleganger all along? What's this mean for the Princess? Will special guest Amy Vorpahl piece the puzzle together before the adventurers, or will alcohol win yet again?

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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What will be the greatest adversary in this episode?
The Necrocodile/Black Dragon or Basic Mathematics? 

 We get drunk in the Blood Bog as the party wages an epic battle against an undead beast with 3 heads! Can the heroes come out on top? Will they save the Dark Pixies? Do they want to? 

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen

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Who lives in a snailblob tavern under the swamp: SpongeBob MR. T!!!
That's right, everyone's favorite Bartender from the Mountain Town of Brennet is back, and he's here to get drunk and chew bubblegum (But he's all out of bubblegum). The adventuring party is set on a pair of quests to not only help out the rosy-cheeked proprietor, but to also get themselves out of the Blood Bog! Can they do it? Or will Doc's hatred of Dark Pixies have them stuck forever? 

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen

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