Crit Juice: Dungeons, Dragons, Drinking (comedy)
A podcast and video series following professional actors & comedians playing Dungeons & Dragons while under the influence.
Episode 033: Duel On! No! Nope! Duel Off!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience

Whiskey, Tequila, Gin, and Beer have the players battling to keep their wits as the party fights to stay alive. In this episode, Arience throws down the gauntlet, Dar'Jjeeki makes his move, and Tom tries to remember who Tom is and where Tom is at. Special Guest Lee Newton goes round for round with the heavyweights as the Assault on Everstorm Palace continues!

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton

DM'd By: David Crennen

 

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Direct download: Episode_033.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:37am PDT
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Episode 032: The Mortar and The Pestle Avail on iTunes

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The Attack on Everstorm Palace continues as the mysteriously charismatic Lee Newton keeps our players on their toes with a slew of insane traps and #DoveSwords. Will they be able to sway her to their side, or will the old adage "The House Always Wins" ring true? Also, how many shots has Tom Fonss had? 

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton

DM'd By: David Crennen

 

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Direct download: Episode_032.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:01pm PDT
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WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience

We started off with shots, and now we're ready to roll.
This episode promises to amaze with SIX DRINKING GOD RULES, SHOTS, and LEE NEWTON.
Will we make it out of this game with our livers intact, or will the Drinking Gods finally take their toll and make our game one player shy? 

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton

DM'd By: David Crennen

 

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Direct download: Episode_031.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:31pm PDT
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Everstorm Palace is under attack by... the King of Thunderblood? 
Arience leads the charge (invisibly) as our heroes drunkenly fight for the greater good. Unfortunately for them, it's the NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRIT FAILS and we end up with one of our drunkest sessions to date. You won't want to miss Gralford's voice, the race to 5 individual crit fails, and all kinds of fuzzy math as we chug and guzzle delicious grog late into the night!

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

DM'd By: David Crennen

 

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Direct download: Episode_030.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:41am PDT
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Gub is on the back of a Phasedrake and the king is dead! How can we top the last episode? Guess we'll all just drink to find out. THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRITS continues!

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_029.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:41pm PDT
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Episode 028: Phase Drake and Regicide

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Rain falls on a slick mountain road as four phase drakes circle our heroes. The King of Thunderblood has been slain. Everyone stands naked, and it seems like only a matter of time before someone glimpses a sight of another's "codpiece area." Will DM David make them roll for natural endowment? Will the wily Dar'Jjeeki find his way back to the table? Will the cursed dice return? And what causes fan-favorite Gub to disappear from our plane of existence? All these questions and more, in this MOMENTOUS episode of Crit Juice!

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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_028.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:09pm PDT
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Episode 027: I'm Seeing Double! Four Ariences!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience, and gets a bit crass.

So is Arience Arience? We may never know, but today we come face to face with an imposter as well as Handsome Gary's love for puns, MattB's 90s music references, and newcomer satyr, Noomi, makes a questionable stealth check! Will the party ever crit during combat again? 

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_027.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT
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Episode 026: Y'all Like Desserts?!

It's not uncommon for things to get blurry when you're drunk, but for an entire tavern to turn into a gelatinous danger-room? That's something special. The Blacksmith of Imasskar has it out for Arience and crew as he trades a bottle of wine for sweet, sweet revenge!

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_026.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:22pm PDT
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Episode 025: Arience and His Sad Return Home

Just around the corner is the nation of Thunderblood: rich, luxurious, full of wealth. Home of Arience... right?
But why does no one recognize him? Could it be that the party has been travelling with a doppleganger all along? What's this mean for the Princess? Will special guest Amy Vorpahl piece the puzzle together before the adventurers, or will alcohol win yet again?

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl

DM'd By: David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_025.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:56am PDT
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Episode 024: The One With an Altered Beast Reference

What will be the greatest adversary in this episode?
The Necrocodile/Black Dragon or Basic Mathematics? 

 We get drunk in the Blood Bog as the party wages an epic battle against an undead beast with 3 heads! Can the heroes come out on top? Will they save the Dark Pixies? Do they want to? 

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Starring: Daniel AckerMatt BuchholtzMatt CookTom FonssBrian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By:
 David Crennen

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Direct download: Episode_024.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:52pm PDT
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